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Politics : Sioux Nation
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To: SiouxPal who wrote (68261)5/19/2006 3:39:21 PM
From: T L Comiskey  Read Replies (1) of 362920
 
SURGEONS FAIL TO SEPARATE BUSH AND CHENEY: NO CURE FOR ‘BUTT-PUPPET SYNDROME’

By Don Davis (recd via email)

While the world’s most talented team of surgeons has just successfully separated a pair of 5-month-old conjoined twins, they were unable to duplicate this feat with the President and Vice-President.

Luring Cheney to the Mayo Clinic on the pretense that it was a place to get a six-foot hero sandwich, surgeons desperately tried to free Bush from his two-term attachment to the Veep. However, they were completely thwarted by what is commonly known as “butt-puppet syndrome” — in this case, Cheney’s right hand stuck up Bush’s ass so as to control his mouth.

This development comes on the eve of a widely-expected “non-medical separation” involving Bush, as the anticipated indictment of Karl Rove will effectively remove Bush’s brain.

Surgeons have also declined Bush’s request for a face transplant, a revolutionary technique that was recently done for a French woman. Although Bush was even willing to take the woman’s old face, on the theory that looking French could only improve his abysmal poll ratings, the exclusive patents on that “look” are apparently held by John Kerry.

In related news, although Mayo Clinic doctors are highly optimistic about future medical breakthroughs, they have all but given up hope that they’ll be able to surgically remove Rumsfeld’s foot from his mouth.

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