That's funny....I can see the PR now.
New Screen TV(TM) Discovers Way To Convert All Their Furniture To Gold; To Generate Additional $2.4 Billion Monthly
OCALA, Fla., May 23, 2006 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Vision Works Media Group, Inc. (Pink Sheets:VWKM) and wholly owned subsidiary New Screen TV, Inc., the new independent film-dedicated TV channel, have announced a signed agreement with Oprah for distribution of the New Gold Furniture Line.
Mark Angstrom, New Screen TV's President said, "We were very surprised to learn that our stock pile of furniture could be easily converted to gold. We have a whole lot of furniture, since when I go to remote locations, I always sell enough shares to buy plenty of furniture. We are so thrilled at the amount of gold furniture converted, that we are going to give a gold coffee table dividend to every VWKM shareholder that is on record when we do our reverse-split."
New Screen TV's, New Screen Films on Demand now has is able to put their programs on a fantastic number of systems.
New Screen TV is the first truly independent film channel that can convert it's furniture to gold.
Company reiterates to its shareholders: "Company policy is no reverse stock splits."
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DISCLAIMER: This is not a real VWKM PR! Do not buy or sell based upon this DD, even though it is quite bullish! |
