Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row,
with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something
to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks
back at the agent, and shakes his head "no."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of
the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates . . . but begins to change his mind when the
agent tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people
want. C'mere Hilly, baby . . . " With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by
her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her
right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you "!^$#@&!&!". The
crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and
waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that!
would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first
Pitch." |
