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To: LLCF who wrote (13820)6/19/2006 3:18:26 AM
From: E. Charters   of 78419
 
I have been thinking of going door to door and saying to people I am being persecuted by the government because I have evidence of aliens I collected at Roswell, and would they mind donating to our watching post at restarea51. We will put their name on a plaque to be erected to honour aliens who have died in saucer crashes.

Things people do not know.

-- aliens are grey, not green. Green men started with bad science fiction movies.

-- aliens eyes are no larger than our own, and while they are shorter, their limbs are actually thicker. There are laws of physics that govern these sort of things. They are colour blind.

-- aliens only started coming here in the past 200 years, which is obvious when you consider the mammoth leap forward of human technology in that time. No way man could have thought of all these things. Ever see a patent or design for a colour television? Lawn sprinkler? Moodrings? VCR? Ever meet anyone who understood how they actually work? Why are all these scientists from foreign countries? Why do they have thick accents and wear sweaters and tweed coats in the summer time? Perfect cover. You never see a tanned scientist. Aliens are Light sensitive. Different star system, different radiation.

-- saucers cannot fly. They have reaction motors. How could they anticipate an atmosphere of x thickness and modify their craft in time before they land? We know aliens must be smart just to get here, but they don't have factories on board spaceships.

-- aliens never say "take me to your leader". They cannot speak English. Really.

-- aliens do exercise mind control. But so do TV commercials and the CIA.. say, wait a minute...

restarea51.com

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