If you have never driven a chevy nova or a slant six plymouth fury to a ten dollar a nite motel, not drank Catawba therein throughout the night, nore smoked a pack of duMauriers waiting in Toronto traffic on Grey Cup weekend, haven't stood up when a play off hockey goal was scored to win the Stanley Cup, not been a regular at TH's dishwater coffee and 60% sugar donut specials, did not cry when Jerry Lewis introduced Timmy on his Telethon, don't know at least 100 french words without knowing they are French, don't think Oh! Canada is the National Anthem only west of Quebec, don't agree that the post office should ban some books, don't wish you only paid 40% in taxes, don't think Europeans are all desperately poor and can't afford to drive cars, don't believe the telephone and flush toilets are unique status symbols, don't think our roads are better than anywhere else, don't believe it's impossible to get a train to run on time because they are too large, and are unhappy with cable TV with only 5 channels with real programming, then you are NOT a true Canadian!! Send in your Johnny Canuck Lumberjack Badge and Beaver Pelt Wall hanging. You're outta here.
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