RESUME:
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> GEORGE W. BUSH
> 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
> Washington , DC 20520
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
>
>
> LAW ENFORCEMENT
> I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
> influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
> license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
> and is not available.
>
> MILITARY
> I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
> a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
> Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam
>
> COLLEGE
> I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
> cheerleader.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
> I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil
> business in Midland, Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but
> couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly
> after I sold all my stock.
>
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
> took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our
> friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was
> elected governor of Texas.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
> I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
> making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure,
> Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
> I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
> in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any
> governor in American history. With the help of my brother, the
> governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme
> Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
> I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
> criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
> cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus
> and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record
> for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic
> record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I
> set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I
> set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
> U.S. stock market.
>
> In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
> and that trend continues every month.
>
> I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire, <wbr>"
> Condoleeza Rice, had a Che oil tanker named after her. I set the
> record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am
> the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
> corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign
> contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over
> the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
>
> My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
> assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
> decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
> investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
> investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
> investigating one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
> to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed
> the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
> contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than
> any President in U.S. history.
>
> I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
> in the history of the United States government.
>
> I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
> history.
>
> I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
> remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S.
> from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to
> U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by
> the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse
> United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election). I
> set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
> President since the advent of television. I set the all-time record
> for most days on vacation in any one-year period.. After taking off the
> entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in
> U.S. history. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
> World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.
> the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy
> in world history.
>
> I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
> simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
> shattering the record for protests against any person in the history
> of mankind.
>
> I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
> pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
> I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
> citizens, and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for
> war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
> and their families-in-wartime. In my State of the Union Address, I
> lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on
> our British friends. I am the first President in history to have a
> majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat
> to world peace and security. I am supporting development of a nuclear
> "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my
> pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
> library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC
> investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are
> sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or
> minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> review. I am a member of the Republican Party.
>
> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MIDTERM
> ELECTIONS. |
