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Politics : Sioux Nation
DJT 10.84-2.0%3:59 PM EST

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To: SiouxPal who wrote (73020)7/12/2006 7:26:02 PM
From: T L Comiskey  Read Replies (1) of 361098
 
A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour
when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink
and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time."
says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink.
I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life."
says the guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right.
I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left,
I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the neighbor.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life."

"And then you show up and drink the poison."
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