A little political humor
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife & 2 small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, & charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, & you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you & your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough info to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club & knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, & what kind of message does this send to society & my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me. If I were to grab his knees & hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint & weed day & make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days & try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! |
