Progressives: balance budgets, create a robust economy, clean the air, improve the schools, don't fight with others when it can be avoided, pay down the national debt, invent the Internet, promote the curing of disease through stemcell research, provide healthcare for all, fight against global warming and the end of the human species AND HAVE GREAT SEX.
Rightwingers: dream of $4.50/gallon gas, bankrupt the country and its citizens through profligate spending and outright theft, begin wars for profit, prosecute said wars incompetently, transfer money endlessly from middle class families to the wealthiest Americans, destroy the stature and power of the USA abroad, spy on everyone, hasten the end of the human species by creating more 120 degree days, push back education to the middle ages and BAN SEX EXCEPT FOR PROCREATION.
Hmmmmmmm. Lemme see, which one sounds like a better future....hmmmmmm....hmmmmmm.... |
