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To: SiouxPal who wrote (76671)	8/14/2006 9:56:21 PM
From: Metacomet	Read Replies (1) of 361327

A guy who owned a Labrador Retriever was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind him asked if he had a dog? (Duh!) He told her no, he was starting the Purina Diet again. He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so he was going to try it again. Although he said he probably shouldn't because he had ended up in the hospital the last time. But that he had lost 50 pounds before he awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms. Horrified, she asked if he had ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned him. He told her no, he had been sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him.

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