How about that Nancy. Whooo Weeeee. I took a good look at her picture and I thought that picture must be a doctored photo like them folks in Lebanon been doing. Maybe Green Helmet been working overtime.
I also thought I best check it out, cause I been wrong a lot lately. So, I looked on the internet and yep, that's what she looks like alright. I read some of the comments at the bottom of that thing you posted and though it seemed mean-spirited, it pointed out that part of the problem was too much Botox and pulling taut and reattaching and so on.
But that is not the real problem. The real problem is she is b*tchin and moanin when she should be helping out. I took another look at that face and I thought of a good job for her, probably one she would like, too.
Here you go:
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Pres. Bush: Nancy, you looking mighty fine today.
Nancy : Thank you, Mr. President.
P: I called you in the Oval Office, cause I want to axe you a big favor.
N: I would be glad to do what I can to help, Mr. President.
P: Here's what I got in mind........
Later in Tehran:
Nancy: President Amadandimbadjihad, it is so nice of you to see me so soon.
P: Allah Akbar, Nancy. We Persians never turn travelers away, just like the Afghans, especially cute girls bearing gifts.
N: Oh, Mr. President, you are so cute yourself. How was your interview with Mike Wallace?
P: He is a Great American Nancy.
N: And you are a Great Iranian, Mr. President. I have a question for you the President of the United States wanted me to ask you before you open your gift.
P: Shoot.
N: Do you really really really really want Weapons of Mass Destruction?
P: By Allah (PBUH), we shall defeat the infidels. It is our destiny.
N: Well then the President said "We can do Better", so to give you something to help, the BIG BOX.
P: What's in the big box, Nancy.
N: He said it's an atomic clock, useful for making WMD, let's open it and see.
They open the box and sure nuff it is a ticking clock.
P&N: Nice.. 5..4..3..2......
Back in USA:
CNN:
Wolf: Mr. Bush says "We can do Better", but can we really? A special report from ... Oh wait, we have breaking news. Let's go to Christiane Amanpour in Southern Lebanon.
C: Christiane Amanpour reporting here from Southern Lebanon. Wolf, we have just had what seems to be a major earthquake, or it could be another attack from Israel, I would put my money on the latter.
W: Christiane, you are breaking up. Wait, we have ..., we are going to go to our white house correspondent, Jeanne Meserve, Jeanne.
J: Wolf, we have just gotten word from the White House that apparently Iran was much further along in their development of WMD than was thought. Sensors have detected a huge unanticipated test of WMD, centered near the Iranian capital.
W: Jeannie, Obviously, the responsibility for this lies clearly at the feet of the Bush Administration. If they had not waited until so late to send special envoy Nancy Pelosi for negotiations, all of this could have been avoided. The DNC has just reported that before this test, Nancy was on the verge of a major breakthrough.
Developing........
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