That article is pure "Fred," aka "Fred On Everything."
fredoneverything.net
I think Fred's preferred photo of Fred sorta says it all. Fred's the kind of guy who gets turned on by waitresses, at least, while they're working, waiting on him, catering to his every whim, smiling and flirting for a nice, fat tip. Not when they're at home, being normal, sore feet, PMS, no makeup, screaming kids underfoot, telling him to take out the garbage and smoke the cigar outdoors, like the other women he knows.
He likes his fantasies.
In Fred's fantasy, he talks, women listen, with a fascinated smile on their faces.
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