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Politics : The Truth About Islam
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To: Ichy Smith who wrote (2727)11/1/2006 11:56:06 AM
From: DeplorableIrredeemableRedneck  Read Replies (1) of 20106
 
The government of allah has decreed that they are tightening up the entrance rules to heaven as they are running out of virgins to distribute. From now on there will be a maximum of 50 (FIFTY VIRGINS) for every true martyr.

Reasons for the rule change were unclear but sources close to allah have stated anonymously that there is going to be a large decrease in live jihadists in the coming times and virgins are running thin. As it remains there are only old, fat, smelly one-eyed virgins that don't shave their armpits
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