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To: Cactus Jack who wrote (56481)11/11/2006 7:59:59 PM
From: abuelita  Read Replies (1) of 104197
 
thanks jpeg.

anyone else playing?

just had my first and only cup of moose milk
at the legion. after laying the wreath
at the cenotaph, a chili lunch was served
followed by a huge container of moose milk.

one glass is all you need - but its hard
to stop cause it tastes like a milkshake -
a really, really good milkshake.

-rose

MOOSE MILK WARNING! Within anything from a few minutes to an hour after imbibing on Moose Milk you will begin to feel the benefits. Initially a mild feeling of euphoria will overtake you as your metabolism increases its efficiency.

Within a very short period thereafter, you will note various other benefits including a massive increase in confidence, pride, intelligence and magnetism to the opposite sex. There are two possible negative side effects and they can be avoided by following these warnings:

1. If you feel the urge to paw the ground and run head-long into a member of the opposite sex? Resist.

2. Despite the strong cravings you will undoubtedly feel a need for more moose milk, under no circumstances should you attempt to milk a moose on your own; this job is strictly for the professionals.

i just left the animals there and
walked home :)
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