| You don't remember Hussein's statue being pulled down, Iraqis slapping its face with the bottom of their shoes (you understand that), and people dancing in the streets. Ah, IF, then I'm to blame. Nobody was talking about my wife being a nympho. But you knew, right. You suspected all this all along. If only you were president. You also coach football on Mondays, and are going to be in on the next big run in the market, up or down. Iraqis, dems, and all the players had a choice once Hussein was removed (quickly and easily, btw). But dems, OBL, and neighboring states echoed each other in press statements....and all so constructive wasn't it. Contributed so much to a solution, didn't it. So wise now in retrospect. An awe-struck nation is waiting for the brilliant leadership that will now emerge after all the insightful and constructive analysis so far. I see the troops are partying in the streets, and terrorist organizations running to hide in mourning that dems are gonna show the world what's up. I myself can hardly wait until the pool is filled in and plastic plants put in the ground. |
