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Politics : Should God be replaced?
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To: Solon who wrote (25133)12/30/2006 9:03:19 AM
From: Giordano Bruno  Read Replies (3) of 28931
 
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a
straight row, totally naked, in a garden while
a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model
danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his
weenie and they were told that anyone
whose bell rang when she danced in front
of them would not be ordained because he
had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded
down the line with the same response from
all the priests until she got to the final priest,
Carlos.

Poor Carlos; as she danced, his bell began
to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering
across the ground and laid to rest in nearby
foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to
where the bell came to rest and bent over
to pick it up.

Then all the other bells started to ring....

-Borrowed from the laughter thread.
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