U heard this one yet?
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Subject: The Coin
A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a coin. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants: takes the boys testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then firmly.
After a few minutes the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boys testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "Are you a doctor"?
"No," the woman replied. "Divorce Attorney". |
