"Fuck you, I'm still the Decider..."
Said the Chimpster as he lost his bananas this morning and resorted to flinging his feces,
President Bush, on a collision course with Congress over Iraq, said Friday "I'm the decision-maker" about sending more troops to the war. He challenged skeptical lawmakers not to prematurely condemn his plan. "I've picked the plan that I think is most likely to succeed," Bush said in an Oval Office meeting with senior military advisers.
Hey, I'm fucking impressed, how about y'all?
And, oh, for those of you who still don't realise that the Chimpster is functionally insane as well as deficient intellectually, here's a tidbit of what the Decider thinks is clear, leader-like erudition:
"My instruction to him was `Get over to the zone as quickly as possible, and implement a plan that will achieve our goals,"' Bush said. "You're going into an important battle in the war on terror," he told Petraeus.
Wow, I'm really impressed now.
So, you have to remind your guy in charge what he's doing over there and exactly which battle it is he's fighting?
And you have to tell him to, well, implement a plan that will achieve goals, you say? You mean he didn't have that fucking plan in mind? Good thing you grabbed his lapels, Chimp.
[ EC : ROTFLMAO ]
Oh yes, and one last nugget from the Simian in Chief, laying it out as simply and clearly as one would like:
Bush said lawmakers agree that failure in Iraq would be a disaster and that he chose a strategy that he and his advisers thought would help turn the tide in Iraq.
Well, that does it for me." |
