Hey, that's pretty good, Sprite! Many a Moose, Al Gore, etc. Very creative!
I've never shot a moose. I'm not morally opposed to it as you seem to be, but I agree they are beautiful animals and I admire them. If I shot one, I would eat it.
I bet you let McDonald's do your killing for you, Sprite, don't you? That way you have no responsibility in the matter.
How many moose have you seen? In the flesh, I mean. I bet I have seen a lot more moose than you, Sprite. I'm not counting the hundreds of moose nick nacks sitting around on my books shelves, or my paintings and pictures of them.
I would hunt with Dick Cheney any day, but I would not hunt with John Kerry because he is not a real hunter. He just poses for photos with a shotgun thinking it might influence people to vote for him.
It's not true that anybody can teach gun safety. For example, I bet you couldn't. I mean, you don't even know where to find the safety on a revolver, do you? If you do, tell me and I'll believe you can teach gun safety if you are correct.
Come on Sprite, admit it. You don't know what the heck you're talking about, do you? |
