Ken,
I know what you mean about the killer silence. Sometimes I sit there at work, and daydream about what's going to happen, once the quiet period is over. And then I worry that I'm daydreaming too much, and I'm not concentrating on my job enough. So, when I get home, I start having nightmares, that I'm daydreaming TOO much. Then I usually just wake up from my nightmare and turn on the TV. Well, I had a brainstorm last night. I was watchin one of those infomercials, where they tell you, "Not sold in stores". And I thought, why don't I start an infomercial, where the product won't be sold in stores, AND, it won't even be available by an 800 number. I mean, it will be available, but people will have to build it themselves. Just throw a bunch of stuff in a box, and then toss in the directions. Might not even tell people what it is. Maybe get that bug-eyed guy, or that fast-talkin Scottish guy to hype it. After all, if people are willing to buy stuff at 3 o'clock in the morning, they'll buy anything.
Tim --- something easily assembled, and made out of cardboard --- Bo |
