Okay, you are not nice!!! Although I actually think men who are nice are great!!! Much better than men who are MEAN!! Are you serious about the eyepatch, incidentally? I would think that would attract quite a few women, those who are attracted to pirates especially.
Well, you definitely missed the autoeroticism joke (I actually like this word better with a dash, since two vowels, both of which have distinct individual sounds, is a bit much for me, but we will do it your way since I hurt your feelings by calling you nice).
I am not sure how to put this, being a woman and everything, but if one is being autoerotic, you can fantasize about any woman you desire--a famous actress, a centerfold, a model, anyone at all!!! You can therefore realize dreams autoerotically which are just that--not possible in real life, where you have to depend on MUTUAL attraction to have a sexual experience. Is that clear? Having to explain a punchline pretty much ruins the joke, doesn't it? It was just a wry observation mostly, anyway, though. |
