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Politics : GOPwinger Lies/Distortions/Omissions/Perversions of Truth
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To: jlallen who wrote (88806)3/5/2007 2:28:47 PM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (1) of 173976
 
Letterman - December 3, 1999 Top Ten list :

Top Ten Other Achievements Claimed By Al Gore

10. Was first human to grow an opposable thumb

9. Only man in world to sleep with someone named "Tipper"

8. Current Vice President - Moesha fan club

7. He invented the dog

6. While riding bicycle one day, accidentally invented the orgasm

5. Pulled U.S. out of early 90's recession by personally buying 6,000 T-shirts

4. Starred in CBS situation comedy with Juan Valdez, "Juan for Al, Al for Juan"

3. Was inspiration for Ozzy Osboune song "Crazy Train"

2. Came up with popular catchphrase "Don't go there, girlfriend"

1. Gave mankind fire
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