The boss told four of his employees, “We made a heavy loss last quarter, and I’m afraid I’m going to have to let one of you go.”
The first, a black man, said, “I’m a protected minority, you can’t fire me.”
The second said, “And I’m a woman. You can’t get rid of me.”
The third, an old man, said, “And if you fire me, I’ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it’ll make your head spin!”
All eyes turned on the young, white, male employee who thought for a second before suggesting meekly “I think I might be gay…” |
