extending the hand
Be advised that Mq has employed me as his hired gun, advocate, avocat, barrister, solicitor, abogado, avocado, and jack-of-all-legal-trades with regard to your failure to grovel in a most humbled way before he deigns to even consider returning to this den of iniquity in a more regular manner.
He is paying handsomely for my services, in .50 hour minimum increments for all activity at the rate of the current price of an ounce of gold per hour, and I will therefore take a lot of time and effort to protect his cyber interests. My brief is well lubricated by Mq's deep pockets so be ready for my legal assault on the citadel of your alleged discretion to ban, raise eyebrows, insult, libel, defame, and otherwise cause emotional anguish and distress to my client.
Mq is not a hacker, never was, never will be. Issuing a formal apology, notarized in all major languages, posted in a full page ad of all editions of the WSJ, acknowledging that Mq accidentally somehow, someway de-banned himself and/or you de-banned him and forgot to note doing so, is a good starting point for the apologetic grovelling Mq requires.
Then there is the issue of suitable compensation for my client. He has nightmares concerning the matter, has been seen by professionals who have opined that it is unlikely that he will recover soon from the assault on his sensibilities. Treating him for these maladies will of course be very expensive, particularly as there are no qualified professionals in NZ who are able to treat him.
And his finances have suffered, too, as a result of this intentional infliction of emotional distress on your part. Although I have cautioned him, he insists on investing in such trash as Globalstar. The enormous profits he realized as a result of his visionary early investment in QCOM are slowly being eroded thanks to your negligence. I have retained world class experts on the psychology of investing to establish what you may think is a tenuous link between what you have done and Mq's increasingly imprudent investment strategies.
Please propose a suitable grovelling apology and figure, which I will relay to Mq with either a recommendation to accept it or to go forward with litigation in a number of countries and fronts.
[Just kidding] |
