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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going

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To: ManyMoose who wrote (139113)3/30/2007 8:23:06 PM
From: Honor First  Read Replies (1) of 225578
 
What has four legs and flies?

A Moose-quito!



Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Moose.

Moose who?

Moose be time for another joke!



What do Alaskans celebrate every December?

Chris-Moose!



Who makes up Alaskan nursery rhymes?

Mother Moose!



Who is the most famous Alaskan cartoon character?

Mickey Moose!



What holiday plant do Alaskans kiss under?

Moosel-toe!



Who is the "Father of the North Country"?

George Moosington.



What do you call a sleeping male moose?

A bull-dozer!



Why do moose have such big antlers?

For better radio reception. They're moosic lovers.



Jokes from the Alaska Joke Book for Kids!

by Jeff Brown

From Gemini:



What do you call it when someone goes on a pointless search all over Alaska?

A wild moose chase!



What do you call someone who acts foolish in Alaska?

A silly moose.



And isn't there a John Steinbeck story called, "Of Moose and Men"?



And another famous story about "The Three Moosketeers"?
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