I prefer countries where I can scratch my balls in public.
Interesting.
Well, I prefer law and order.
Actually, in America you probably won't get in trouble for urinating on a tree at 3 a.m., at least not in a public park, if you take the trouble to go into a dark area where no one can see you, or even during the day if no one can see you.
Urinating on property, especially private property, is another story, and if you go into an alley in a congested urban area, and drop your trousers regardless of who is passing by, that's another story, as well.
It's not the urination that's the problem, it's exposing yourself in public, or defacing property. We also don't condone public defecation, public fornication, public masturbation, public fellation, etc. |
