I'll have to add it to the list. I should number these things, save a lot of time.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was taken out of context when he said: "Israel must be wiped off the map"
I do not want to discuss anything with you. I don't find your manners acceptable.
As far as I know Iran has not launched an attack on America.
Never answer a direct question. Evade and tire your opponent until they decide it isn't worth the time.
Attack source if the data disagrees with your position.
I'd explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.
Write six paragraphs of unrelated stuff as a response.
Change the subject after realizing your bluff has been called. Never allow your true agenda be publicly exposed.
You've never experienced "X", so you're unqualified to discuss "X".
Post liberal media outlet editorials as "News".
Repost your message using CAPS and obscenities.
Have your fellow tag team lefties pile on defending you even though they disagree with you.
Use your quantity of posts to hide the lack of quality in your posts.
If losing, make it clear what you said is not what you meant.
Accuse them of being racist.
Accuse your opponent of what you are doing.
Claim you use to be a Republican or Conservative.
Use a rare exception to paint with a wide brush, a group of people you hate.
Being jealous of someone's funny comeback, you copycat the response expecting the same result.
Let the people vote on an issue unless that left wing issue can only be enacted by a liberal court "because it's too important to trust to ignorant voters."
A Republican guilty of perjury and obstruction of justice should not get a pardon, but a Democrat guilty of the same crimes can give pardons to anyone he wants.
President Clinton can fire 93 US attorneys without a peep, but President Bush fires eight, Mrs Bill Clinton has a cow!
France and Germany's double digit unemployment is better than our 5% unemployment.
A fake FAX from Kinkos is not fake.
Using the newest mpg ratings, even though the Prius was cut 16% and the average car was cut 12%, the Prius is a much better deal now than before!
Rich people aren't paying enough taxes even though they are paying a higher rate.
Microsoft is gouging customers with 30% profit margins, yet Exxon is bad because of their 10% profit margins.
Social Security administration is our retirement salvation even though they attack every other govt office as corrupt and dysfunctional.
Free medical care is the greatest thing since sliced bread even though patients from socialist countries are dying to get here.
Record snow and cold temperatures are proof global warming is man made.
Israel is the reason Muslims are killing Muslims.
Racism will be eliminated by using skin color as the foundation of college entrance requirements.
People in need are best helped by throwing money to them in front of cameras instead of addressing the problems which create needy people instead of solving the problem.
Leaders of rogue nations can be trusted with nuclear weapons, but American citizens can't even be trusted with a pistol.
Religion should be kept out of politics, unless it can be used to help a Democrat.
Lying under oath is not a crime because any guy would lie about having an affair.
No evidence of a coverup is undisputable proof that there was a coverup. |
