Must Be The STD's REIHL WORLD VIEW BLOG By Dan
Oh, puhlease:
"In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, "Don't touch me." How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."
The Hollywood types are so full of themselves, it cracks me up. At HuffPo, Laura David and Sheryl Crow now fancy themselves as Thelma and Louise.
"How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?"
Clue up, Sheryl. I remember when you started out. You can halfway sing, but you're still just another bony-assed skank cleaned up by the music biz. You looked so hard when you first came up, I doubt you'd have built much of a line around a trailer in Missouri, even at 10 bucks a pop.
Rove was probably worried about STD's. Who knows, what with the company she keeps.
Shut up and sing ... better, yet, just shut up! |