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Politics : I Will Continue to Continue, to Pretend....
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To: Sully- who wrote (26813)4/23/2007 4:37:37 PM
From: ManyMoose   of 35834
 
Crow's dirty finger

Maybe Sheryl Crowbait figures that because her doodoo doesn't stink that everybody else's doesn't either. So of course, one sheet for her is enough.

She simply takes the square, folds it in quarters, rips out a finger sized hole on the inside fold and saves the donut hole for later. Then she inserts middle finger in the hole and plunges it into the referenced orifice, rotating it a little as she goes. After deep cleansing, she withdraws her finger while clutching the square around it with her other hand, thus cleansing the finger.

Then she takes the remaining donut hole of paper and uses it to clean under her fingernail.

Voila! One square is enough...

...If your doodoo doesn't stink too much.

My Dad used to say that the row of buttons on the sleeve of a suit originated in soldier's uniforms where they were placed to prevent the soldier from wiping his nose on his sleeve.
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