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From: Ron5/4/2007 12:42:36 PM
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN ––

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park.

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to the Salvation Army last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges. This is not a typographical error."

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.


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