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Technology Stocks : COMS & the Ghost of USRX w/ other STUFF
COMS 0.00130-67.5%Nov 7 11:47 AM EST
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To: Jeffery E. Forrest who wrote (6161)10/3/1997 11:52:00 PM
From: Dwight E. Karlsen   of 22053
 
I've heard also that a lot of bills in circulation have drug residue on them, but surely not ALL?? I haven't had the local news on all day, so I'm not sure how much drug residue they found, but the drug-sniffing dog was apparently mighty interested in whatever was in that locker. Well like the police said, whoever left the bag there can come forward and identify themselves, otherwise the money stays in the police locker.. Can you imagine the dumb drug dealer (after realizing he left the case of money under the table at Tony Roma's):

(calling an attorney) "Uhhh....I've got a problem."

attorney: "come out with it man, I haven't got all day"

drug dealer: "I left a whole bunch of money in a case under a table at Tony Roma's, and they've turned it in to the police".

attorney: "So? Call them up and describe the case to a tee, convince them it's yours. Tell them how much money is in it, then let them count it."

drug dealer: *is silent for moment*

attorney: "HELLO"??

drug dealer: "Well, I'm kind of shy. I don't really want to go pick up the money, and I'd rather not identify myself either".

attorney: *thinks to himself* Why oh why did I ever become an attorney.......
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