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Biotech / Medical : Mining Cholesterol
EVR 331.69+1.0%Dec 5 4:00 PM EST
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To: E. Charters who wrote (321)6/5/2007 11:03:15 AM
From: DennyKrane   of 356
 
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and
spinach,with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and
woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and
Magnums. And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that? And Man said
"Yes!" And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips". And lo
they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that
Man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane
and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said "Try my fresh green salad".

And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side.
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which
to cook them".

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped
lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter.
And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and
sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep fried them in animal fats
adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those
extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not
have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried
before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created the double cheeseburger. Then Satan
said "you want fries with that?" and Man replied
"Yes, And super size 'em". And Satan said "It is good." And Man and
Woman went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed. And created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then Satan chuckled and created HMO's
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