SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Politics : RAMTRONIAN's Cache Inn
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: Tom Caruthers who wrote (13320)6/11/2007 8:19:48 PM
From: Bret Masterson  Read Replies (3) of 14464
 
Tom,

I'd like to hear that too!!!!!!!

"We are running on all cylinders and are in the enviable situation of having exploding demand for our products".

I think we are more likely, however, to hear something along the lines of:

"We are piling on even more executive stock compensation from all conceivable angles. Our consultant says the more angles the better. We are a particularly tough group of managers to get motivated, so we really have to pull out the stops to make sure we actually do the jobs we are getting paid for. We will be creating new stock awards for meeting even lower sales targets, expense targets, showing up on time targets, launching a least one product a year, for not going bankrupt, and meeting or exceeding our number of trips to the mens room targets (w/ additional bonus for closing the lid on the toilet)."
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  

HomeMailHotSubjectMarksPeopleMarksKeepersSettings
Terms Of UseContact UsCopyright/IP PolicyPrivacy PolicyAbout UsFAQAdvertise on SI
© 2025 Knight Sac Media.  Data provided by Twelve Data, Alpha Vantage, and CityFALCON News