On the 8th day, God said " Enuf football until tomorrow. Time to go to work."
And God created science, and it was good. And God spoke o unto Adam and Eve, and said, "I will give you tools and a reminder of science. Here are 2.5 cigarettes of marijuana. The first is a joint, to remind you to study the joints and ligaments, bones and tendons of the body. The second is a number, so that you will have math to record your science. The small one is called Roach, so you will see I want you to study all creatures which crawl the earth or fly the sky or swim the waters. And it is good. And they are good; don't smoke them all at once.
"And I give you tools to study this planet.I give you the apple, for in its heart lies the secrets of gravity and motion; don't eat it. I give you fire, so you will aspire to discover thermodynamics. Can you say thermodynamics? I give you colors, so that the red and blue shifts will look different. I give you isotopes, so you can use air and water to date rocks and see coal in the atmosphere. I give you gas chromatographs and electron microscopes. I give you brains. Go forth and study.
"I'm gonna go watch more football"
And it was good. |
