Per-lease. Keep him and the trash he rode in on. Please?
p.s. there is a theory that they only moved to get away from THAT chant...
Listen carefully on any UK game involving Becks from a few years back.
"Posh Spice, takes it up the *ss..."
Every game, every time. It probably does get wearing.
p.p.s.
David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why he's celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
"And that's good?" asks Posh.
"You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."
David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes to the bedroom to find Posh spread out on the bed, naked, puffing and panting.
Becks asks her suspiciously "What are you doing?"
Posh stutters a reply "I'm - er, er .... I'm having a heart attack"
"Oh, no" he cries in despair. "I'll call an ambulance".
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter, son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy" sniffles Brooklyn. Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door. Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You ********er Giggsy" screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a bloody heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the ******** out of Brooklyn."
Beckham is playing football for MU against Arsenal. He has a pair of ear phones on, but he'll never tell anyone why.
So one moment in the match Thierry Henry slide-tackles him and off come the ear phones...
Then all you see is Beckham on the floor, dying.
Then Alex Ferguson runs on the pitch to listen to the tape and what does he hear...
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breath in breath out breath in breath out .................................
p.p.p.s. There are many more Beckham jokes, mostly connected with lack of intellect...
laughfc.co.uk (my personal favourite)
bernhardt.org.uk
humorsphere.com
etc etc etc |
