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Pastimes : The new NFL
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To: sandintoes who wrote (16799)7/19/2007 5:19:59 PM
From: SirVinny  Read Replies (1) of 89554
 
I'll tell you what you do with a sick mother-fkr like this.

Step-by-step punishment for Michael Vick:

1) Strip him naked

2) Tie him by all fours and suspend him so that he lies horizontally, six feet off the ground in an enclosed pen

3) Baste his genitals with sweet Southern molasses

4) Introduce a bee-hive to the pen

5) Let bees suckle for one hour

6) Watch genitals swell to thrice the size

7) Chase away bees

8) Introduce two starving dobermans into pen

9) Watch to see how high starving dobermans can jump (wagering is allowed and actually encouraged at this point)

10) Ask Vick to whistle

11) If Vick whistles then remove dobermans otherwise repeat as of step 3.

SirVinny
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