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Politics : RAMTRONIAN's Cache Inn
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From: NightOwl7/21/2007 3:17:53 PM
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OK... Now that I have you all where I want you.

Here's my final advice as to what you need in order to resolve all your problems:

1. Elect an Owl as President and Sacrificial Offering;

2. He will then try GW & Cheney for Treason and War Crimes before a Military Tribunal;

3. They will be convicted, sentenced to death and hung in the former board room of the ENRON building which will then be rededicated as Presidential Library & Tomb (for the storage and maintenance of all privileged and confidential executive records which the public was too stupid to properly understand);

4. While everyone's attention is diverted by the trial and execution/rededication... President Owl will order the CIA to de-fertilize the Fertile Crescent and everything else from Islamabad to El Mina to El Alamein to Acaba by "accidental" irradiation... to be blamed on the incompetent and careless laboratory protocols of A.Q. Khan, Kim ILL Sung, and who ever may be serving as Iranian and Israeli presidents by then;

5. The resulting free lands will be distributed to the various remaining Native American and Central American tribes to manage and/or dispose of as their own for the remainder of eternity... or until some BIG ROCK takes them out, which ever comes first;

6. We will then have three years of civil war justifying the lawful elimination of all enemies of President Owl;

7. Shortly following his election to a second term, the country's first Owly President will then be assassinated while migrating through southern France by a group of French-Algerian H1-B Visa rejectees and Basque separatists;

8. A Neo-Evangelical old crow from Wyoming, then serving as "do nothing" Vice Presidential Idiot, will be sworn in to complete President Owl's term; and

9. Following a serious but failed Senate trial on articles of impeachment the Old Crow will be voted out of office and the nation will live to fight for another 175 years of democracy and unpeace secured by The Great Sacrificial Owl.

Of course the choice is yours... but if it were me... I'd stick with the Owls and quails and leave the transplanted Zenn-Lavians and Texans to the proctologists.

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