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Politics : Liberalism: Do You Agree We've Had Enough of It?
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To: American Spirit who wrote (12092)7/26/2007 9:07:15 PM
From: Brumar89  Read Replies (1) of 224748
 
Presidential Hopeful John Edwards Proclaims: “My Butt Hurts”
Maybe Ann Coulter was right after all.

“The biggest problem is my butt hurts. Is that normal?":
Dumont, Ia. — Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards squeezed into a pair of Spandex bike shorts today and pedaled on the RAGBRAI route with champion cyclist Lance Armstrong.
After riding from just north of Dumont to Kesley, Edwards wrapped his arms around a several riders from Team Killer Bees for a photo, but declined be held aloft in their traditional sideways pose.

“This is actually not hard, this is fun,” Edwards said as he climbed a hill on County Road T16 on a black Trek road bike he borrowed for the day. “The biggest problem is my butt hurts. Is that normal?”

“Do you want some Chamois Butt’r?” Peter Klein, of Beloit, Wisc., asked him.

“What’s that?” Edwards said, as a string of riders from Team Trousermouse cruised past.

Klein, a 27-year-old with a beard and round John Lennon-style sunglasses, explained that it’s a skin cream cyclists use to prevent chafing and soothe saddle sores. He handed the senator a travel-sized packet and said he hoped it helped.

Umm, were you expecting the story to be about something else?
? Michael "A.J. Sparxx" Illions
? polipundit.com
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