Edwards Breaks Wife's Rib ... Getting it On!
Posted by: Matt Lewis at 9:13 AM
Some way to show love. Kinda weird. How many guys have broken their wife's rib? Course, they're leftwing Dems so this could been some kinky weird stuff involving harnesses and role-playing.
Every once in a while, you read a Men's magazine, and find something truly TRULY disturbing. What follows is the true story (according to John Edwards) of how Elizabeth Edwards' cancer was discovered ...
From a profile in Esquire:
"I hope this isn't too personal," I said to Edwards, "but I was reading about how Elizabeth discovered her cancer this second go-around. It was a broken rib, correct?"
"Yes," Edwards said.
"The papers said you were hugging her -- which is always nice to hear, a married guy hugging his wife. It must have been bizarre. What happened, you just hugged her and heard a snap?"
"Maybe it is a little personal," Edwards said, laughing self-consciously.
"Maybe I don't want to know?"
"It was a perfectly reasonable question," he said, bailing me out.
"So hugging was perhaps a euphemism?"
"That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it," he said, raking his forelock with his fingers.
At the next overpass, the caravan pulled over. My time in the minivan had run out.
H/T: Amanda Carpenter (who reads Esquire cover-to-cover)
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