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From: SouthFloridaGuy	8/3/2007 1:35:49 PM
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This was actually pretty funny: The Permabull's Guide to Wall Street Lingo Analysts: Highly paid cheerleaders who figure out ways to make stocks appear cheap Bad news: Events that cause the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates so that share prices go up Bears: Sad, lonely people who don't appreciate why equity prices invariably move higher Brokers: Specially-trained relationship managers who convert mere mortals into super-bulls Bulls: Well-bred equity investors Bond market: The place where stock market bears are sent out to pasture for their wayward views Cash: Realized gains that equity investors spend on fancy vacations and assorted luxury items Dividends: A positive influence on stock prices Economy: An irrelevant side show to what happens in the equity market Fear: An emotion that bulls experience when they are not 100% invested Federal Reserve Board: A group of public officials who do their best to ensure that bulls are happy Fundamentals: Anything that can help explain why stock prices rally Greed: The only emotion that matters when it comes to playing the stock market Hedge funds: Aggressive investors who use lots of leverage to ensure that stock prices eventually go up Interest rates: A factor that occasionally serves as an explanation for why stocks rally Leverage: The fail-safe strategy of using borrowed money to boost returns as share prices rise Losses: The net result of selling short and listening to bond traders Mutual funds: Investment vehicles that enable bulls to remain fully invested in the equity market at all times Short-sellers: Dour individuals who scramble to cover bad bets as stock prices rally Strategists: Highly paid cheerleaders who figure out ways to make stocks appear cheap Wall Street: The place where bulls congregate and fawn over one another. >

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