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Pastimes : Shade's Shades of the Universe
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From: TH8/9/2007 7:32:14 AM
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Hopefully the ACME Borg Company will offer their first model in my lifetime. Is the better choice for this intial development the Pris or the Rachael?

Pris ADVANTAGES
-will fxxx you to death
-low maintenance
-short life-span
-look great in clothes found in dumpster

Pris DISADVANTAGES
-will fxxx you to death (really)
-ex-boyfriend might push your eyeballs into your skull
-might sissor-lock her legs around your head during disagreement. You will lose.
-can beat you up
-short life-span
-pretty and she knows it
-ex-boyfriend hung like porn star

Rachael ADVANTAGES
-long life-span
-loyal
-appreciative of any attention
-no ex-boyfriends with history of mass murder
-pretty and she doesn't know it
-does not care if you have a small winkie

Racheal DISADVANTAGES
-long life-span
-insecure
-very high maintenance

GT
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