Democrat's convincing liars, but dumb: Martin Sheehan & son Charlie(doubt the latter really understands politics-just trying to follow in footsteps of loud mouth dad); coward Geo Clooney; thug Sean Penn; abusive parent Bill Baldwin; bland Susan Sarandon; silly Tom Cruise; traitor Danny Glover, senile Paul Newman; bimbo Ben Affleck, trashy Madonna, toothy Julia Roberts, flake Cameron Diaz, brainless Cher, craggy-faced Robert Redford, radical Rosie O'Donnell, boring Meryl Streep, ditzy Dixie Chicks, yawn Jessica Lange, druggie Drew Barrymore
Most intelligent, best actors & endangered conservative species in Hollywood: hunk Tom Selleck, clever Bruce Willis, classy Clint Eastwood, funny Kelsey Grammar, cute Kurt Russell, humorous Drew Carey, sweet Tony Danza, smart Bo Derek, little house on the prairie Melissa Gilbert, petite Patricia Heaton, super hunk Tom Beringer, Writer: Tom Clancy; Sports: Tiger Woods |