All GM Cars Made In China Recalled
Written by Andrew Lawrence
(Detroit) - Giant auto maker, General Motors, today recalled every GM car and truck made in China between 1999-2007.
The 629 million GM vehicles made in China have exterior finishes which contain the same lead paint as the recently recalled potentially deadly Mattel toys.
A spokesperson for GM stated, "Our vehicles are not toys. Just the same, make sure your kids don't try to stick a General Motors vehicle in their mouth."
GM China's CEO, Tu Greedy, added, "Our cars and trucks are fine. GM vehicles made in China are top quality. Just don't lick them."
President George W. Bush, when asked about the Made in China crisis proudly proclaimed, "What's good for General Motors is good for the USA."
The huge GM recall does not provide for repainting of the hazardous exterior. Instead, if you have a 1999-2007 GM vehicle made in China, take it to your local GM dealer and they will put a bumper sticker on it that reads, "this vehicle contains substances known to be hazardous to your health"
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copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence
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