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Gold/Mining/Energy : Gold and Silver Juniors, Mid-tiers and Producers

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To: stan_hughes who wrote (48280)8/29/2007 6:29:44 AM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (2) of 78422
 
Here is the link, reported by a slightly less fictional source.

query.nytimes.com

Apparently the newspaper head office was devoured by space aliens.



“Man Poses as CPR Dummy To Meet Women”

“Firefighter Fired For Fighting Fire With Fire”

“Flying Cat Terrorises Arkansas”

“Osama and Saddam’s Gay Wedding”

“Statue of Elvis Found On Mars”

“Groom Freezes at Nudist Wedding”

“Heaven Almost Full (Only 18,310 Places Left)”

“200 Elves Laid Off: Santa Moves Operation to Honduras

“Preacher Explodes During Sermon”

“Astronomer Rebuked For Endless Staring into Space”

The one I really like is:

"World's Most Evil Villains Were Space Alien Criminals!'' 8-3
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