Halloween at the Martin residence....
Doorbell Rings.
Larry, after nipping at the holiday brandy, staggers to the door to give out the goodies.
TRICK OR TREAT!!!, yells the throng of children.
Well, whadda we got here? A bunch of little monsters, I see!
What are you, kid?
Batman, huh? You look like a little fairy in those tights. Why don't you watch some sports and quit playing with dolls.
And what about you, kid? Are you supposed to be a pirate?
Hope you mom didn't pay too much for that outfit.
And you with the fangs... is that costume supposed to scare me?
Try dressing as an SEC agent if you wanna really get me scared.. haha.
Hey, enjoy the costumes while you can, kids. Soon it'll be year 2000 and all your mommies and daddies are going to die in plane and elevator crashes.
Oh, quit crying, you little sissy!
Okay, hold out your bags, time for your treats.
This year everybody gets a new shiny Ardes2K CD-ROM... |
