TO ALL: THE ZITEL SONG
Here's a little something I came up with. It's sung - appropriately enough - to the tune of "Send in the Clowns". Enjoy!
Send in the Shills
by Bill Wexler
Why aren't we rich?
It just isn't fair.
Our stock is flat on the ground,
but market's up there.
Where are the shills?
We've got a plan,
to make the stock fly.
Open your wallet and kiss,
that money good-bye.
Where are the shills?
There ought to be shills.
Just when we stopped
honest employ,
finally knowing
the cash that we wanted was yours.
Fooling shareholders again,
with Matridigm hot air,
but look real close,
nothing is there.
Don't you love scams?
Give ours a try.
We told a Y-2-K story -
oopsie, we lied.
And where are the shills?
Quick, send in the shills.
Hey, they're on our side.
Guess who's now rich?
Guess who's now set?
We're golfing in Cabo,
and you're just in debt.
Go blame the shills...
and where are the shills?
Right with us, you bet... |
