| One day, the seven dwarfs left home to go to work in the mine. Snow White stayed home to prepare their lunch. When she arrived later at the mine with their lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that at least some of the dwarfs had survived. "Hello, hello," she called. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!" For quite a while there was no answer. Then, losing hope, Snow White called out again, "Hello, is anyone down there?" Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep inside the mine. The voice said, "Vote for Hillary. Vote for Hillary." Snow White, somewhat relieved screamed out, "Oh, thank God. Dopey is still alive." |