Everyone goes to the party in all different bright colors, orange shirt, blue pants, red scarf Whatever. The object of the party is to leave in just one color.
"She and another girl had left the party early, as she said it's no fun when you are the only one sober. She said she enjoyed herself before everyone got drunk."
My daughter is a jock, big into health foods etc. She tells me that with the drinking age of 21 you have to go out of your way to find drinking environments (not that its truly difficult). Her dorm is alcohol free and the frats are truly watched when they throw a public type party. She hasnt figured out why people drink yet and Ive not tried to educate her. I just told her basically your poring poison into your body. To much you get really sick. way to much you die. Just the right amount makes you disoriented and fearless, which of course means you drink more.
I told her when she was 18 it was ok for her to drink at our house (if your old enough to fight for our country........). I think for her first taste I gave her straight vodka. OMG!
Daddy, how can you drink that stuff! Long very funny conversation.
Funny story, for Superbowl party she asked for a screwdriver (my brothers drink). I told her sure, go upstairs and the orange juice was in the frig. She pored one out, watched the game etc. Asked her how it was "a lot better then the straight vodka". She had one drink. Game was over, she and her cousins all set to go out. Um....Where do you think your going? To starbucks then..... Um... Did you have a drink? Yes but just one. Hand me your car keys please.....BTW zero resistance. Next day her brothers were poring out orange juice for breakfast and she screamed HEY, thats got Vodka in it!! I looked at her and said uh, no its just Orange juice. She gave me this quizzivcal look. I asked, didnt you add some vodka from the bottle? No I thought you already mixed it. LOL! |
