No worries. Greenspan is know for Fedspeak. Jobs is famous for his Reality Distortion Field and marketing speech idiocycracies. This is what the court can expect:
Lawyer: Mr. Jobs, what was your role in this backdating affair?
Jobs: iPhone. A phone ... [pause]... an Internet device ... [pause]... and an iPod. [long pause] A phone ... [pause]... an Internet device ... [pause]... and an iPod. iPhone.
Lawyer: But Mr. Jobs, what does that have to do with backdating?
Jobs: I'll get to that. Apple builds iPhones and pays talented designers and engineers, the folks at HR and payroll take care of all that. Getting back to the incredible iPhone with 8GB memory, a real browser, runs OS X...[music plays]...hello Al [Gore]...yeah, I'm testifying...ok, I'll get back to you...
Lawyers: Cool! Can we see more...
Jobs: [demos music, photo, video, and web capabilities]
The court is sold, everyone adjourns early, and heads over to the Apple store. |
