I should write a book...
Already got a good start!
The LIBERAL PLAYBOOK:
Easiest way to get on NYTimes best seller list is to write a book trashing the current administration.
Best way to get America off of oil is to conserve and raise taxes.
All teachers are competent. None need to be fired so tenure is no big deal, but if you pay us more, we'll all become competent...
If you can't understand my position, which I have stated clearly time and time again, that must mean I'm "unthinking" and not "objective."
Cops are not really cops unless they have their own jail to hold criminals.
Saddam didn't have WMDs because he already used them in the past.
Global warming is turning our planet into Mars.
You're not a terrorist until you successfully pull off an attack.
We're all dead if we continue to use more than one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.
I'm not going to college; I'm working on my Masters.
Everyone but me has to do something about the environment right now so I can keep my ES350 and Beamer.
ROTC is the biggest threat college campuses face today, not Ahmadinejad coming to visit.
Kenneth Star wasting everyone's time and money for nothing. Other than 15 convictions, including a governor, impeachment of Clinton including perjury.
Korea is better off today because Truman surrendered to the communists.
It is not stealing if you can show someone else stole more than you did.
FDR rounded up Japanese Americans and put them into internment camps, but democrats have a cow if Bush monitors international phone calls of suspected terrorists.
Bush let global warming melt down the steel Minnesota bridge at 90 degrees but had to blow up the steel World Trade Center because he knew a jet fuel fire would do no harm.
Hussein Obama going into Pakistan unilaterally is just fine with the antiwar crowd that was against Bush going into Iraq with allies and authorization from Congress.
"We need people competent enough to formulate judicious and appropriate public policy" is the best way to implement national health care without government intervention.
Don't ever bet with a LIBERAL; you'll never see the money if you win the bet.
I think capitalism is lots of fun, but it isn't perfect and it needs to be carefully regulated.
Pumping existing crude out of the ground to be refined into automotive fuel is bad but using human food to create crude to be refined into automotive fuel is the holy grail.
The US started the war with the Japanese; the US fired the first shots!
US has the finest health care in the world, but is considered "mediocre" when compared to other countries.
Maryland went after Walmart for having too many employees receiving taxpayer funded health care. Someone forgot to point out how many government workers in Maryland receiving tax payer funded salaries and health care.
The Christians who dropped bombs on Japan in WW2 are no different than the Muslims who flew airplanes into the World Trade Center.
It's Bush's fault the dems elected in 2006 cannot fulfill their campaign rhetoric.
Bush and Cheney have been the BEST terrorist recruiters that bin Laden could ever have hoped for.
Throwing our brightest kids in with slower learners will make the brightest kids even smarter.
Doctors working for Walmart is bad but doctors working for Hillary is alright. Ah for the good old days of capitalism when real people could be owners instead of employees.
John Kerry is right of center on the political spectrum.
Teachers' union must be supported at all cost because I drive a BMW and don't give a crap about the autoworkers' union.
Teacher tenure is a benefit. I just can't publicly explain what that benefit is or my agenda would be exposed.
Bush is Hitler because the democrats created the policy to remove Saddam and authorized Bush to invade Iraq.
Talking down to your political opponents is 'answering in kind.'
If everyone would buy carbon credits, there would be no global warming.
Clinton's NASDAQ bubble of corruption is good, Bush's DOW new record high is bad.
Every opposition post is a strawman.
There were no slaves in the north.
There is a finite pie of wealth. When someone brings home more money, someone else has to do with less.
Use foreign commentary to support your antiAmerican position.
But but but that was then and and this is now.
The NBA being majority black players is not discrimination but the PGA being majority white players is discrimination.
White man calling someone a "ho" is racists, but 50 cent with a song "Surrounded By Hoes" is not racist.
Free speech for me, you shut up!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was taken out of context when he said: "Israel must be wiped off the map"
I do not want to discuss anything with you. I don't find your manners acceptable.
As far as I know Iran has not launched an attack on America.
Never answer a direct question. Evade and tire your opponent until they decide it isn't worth the time.
Attack source if the data disagrees with your position.
I'd explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.
Write six paragraphs of unrelated stuff as a response.
Change the subject after realizing your bluff has been called. Never allow your true agenda be publicly exposed.
You've never experienced "X", so you're unqualified to discuss "X".
Post LIBERAL media outlet editorials as "News".
Repost your message using CAPS and obscenities.
Have your fellow tag team lefties pile on defending you even though they disagree with you.
Use your quantity of posts to hide the lack of quality in your posts.
If losing, make it clear what you said is not what you meant.
Accuse them of being racist.
Accuse your opponent of what you are doing.
Claim you use to be a Republican or Conservative.
Use a rare exception to paint with a wide brush, a group of people you hate.
Being jealous of someone's funny comeback, you copycat the response expecting the same result.
Let the people vote on an issue unless that left wing issue can only be enacted by a LIBERAL court "because it's too important to trust to ignorant voters."
A Republican guilty of perjury and obstruction of justice should not get a pardon, but a Democrat guilty of the same crimes can give pardons to anyone he wants.
President Clinton can fire 93 US attorneys without a peep, but President Bush fires eight, Mrs Bill Clinton has a cow!
France and Germany's double digit unemployment is better than our 5% unemployment.
A fake FAX from Kinkos is not fake.
Using the newest mpg ratings, even though the Prius was cut 16% and the average car was cut 12%, the Prius is a much better deal now than before!
Rich people aren't paying enough taxes even though they are paying a higher rate.
Microsoft is gouging customers with 30% profit margins, yet Exxon is bad because of their 10% profit margins.
Social Security administration is our retirement salvation even though they attack every other govt office as corrupt and dysfunctional.
Free medical care is the greatest thing since sliced bread even though patients from socialist countries are dying to get here.
Record snow and cold temperatures are proof global warming is man made.
Israel is the reason Muslims are killing Muslims.
Racism will be eliminated by using skin color as the foundation of college entrance requirements.
People in need are best helped by throwing money to them in front of cameras instead of addressing the problems which create needy people instead of solving the problem.
Leaders of rogue nations can be trusted with nuclear weapons, but American citizens can't even be trusted with a pistol.
Religion should be kept out of politics, unless it can be used to help a Democrat.
Lying under oath is not a crime because any guy would lie about having an affair.
No evidence of a coverup is undisputable proof that there was a coverup. |
